Have you ever walked around your house wondering WHY this was installed that way or WHY there is orange shag carpet in the kitchen? Maybe you wondered WHY there has to be a front yard or WHY do pests keep getting into your home? We provide a comedic look at the WHY and some insight on what should be.
This book provides a tour of the insanity of past, present, and future home design highlighting the tragic comedy of why things are the way they are and what could be done differently to elevate home design. We address the absurd notions of shag carpeting in bathrooms and what led to their demise as well as how to shore up your home from pesty invaders. Tour of Insanity is designed to spark conversations and provide comic relief while introducing solutions.
If you want serious, mapped-out architectural and home decor enlightenment - walk away, this book isn't for you. We provide odd facts, bizarre history, and viable solutions that in most cases are beyond our control. After reading, you will walk away with interesting stories and whimsical knowledge that is great for warming up dinner conversations, but first and foremost, you will smile.
Cooking isn’t for everyone and it definitely isn’t for JoJo. It’s not that she can’t cook, it’s that she doesn’t KNOW how to cook. Chase enters JoJo into a YouTube contest hosted by hisfavorite celebrity chef, Chef Razia Sabour. Chef Razia is looking for “The Worst Cook in America” but it will not be easy to win. You must be the worst. Like…the worst. With Brian extinguishing fires, Chase helping JoJo with the contestextinguishing fires, Chase helping JoJo with the contestrules, and support and encouragement from them both…will it be enough to be crowned “The Worst Cook in America”? Only JoJo KNOWS. Join the Schlossenberg family and Chef Razia Sabour and her family (Mike, Layla and Rae) in JoJo KNOWS Cooking.JoJo KNOWS chronicles the fast paced and exhilarating life of Brian, Jovanna aka JoJo; and ChaseSchlossenberg as they navigate their way towards what will eventually become as they navigate their way towards what will eventually become their blended family. On what would later be realized as “La Bella Luna” Brian meets a fun, quirky, energetic, sweet-spirited,happy and full of spunk JoJo. Their energetic, adventurous and spontaneous natures combined with an awesome and amazing kid makes for who KNOWS? JoJo KNOWS!
9-year-old Joe lives a long way from his school, so far away that he cannot walk there on his own. Every morning, his Mum drops him off at school and every afternoon, she collects him to take him safely home.
But one afternoon, Joe’s Mum doesn’t arrive. Although he sits and waits patiently for her at school for a whole hour, still, she is nowhere to be seen. Joe is now the only child left at school and, besides being worried about his mother and why she hasn’t arrived, something else is of great concern to him. What if he doesn’t get home in time to watch his favourite TV show? After all, watching Star Fleet is without a doubt the favourite part of his day!
Joe thinks hard about what to do and eventually comes up with a perfect plan. But things don’t work out quite the way he expected them to. Feeling tired and hungry, but determined not to give up, Joe reminds himself to think hard again, and manages to come up with another great idea. His plans are altered again when he has a chance encounter with someone he knows.
Will Joe ever successfully find his way home? Will he be reunited with his precious Mum, and… will he make it home in time to watch Star Fleet again? Read on to find out!
This delightful story will appeal to any child who has ever been faced with a potentially scary situation. Young readers will find themselves inspired by Joe’s calmness and clear-headedness as they follow this resourceful young man on his quest to return home. At the same time, the story teaches valuable life lessons about what to do in the case of an emergency.
The overriding message behind this story is clear – keep calm and never give up!
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